i saw this
so i made this
this needs to stop
home for four hours and already drunk hey
I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.
J.D. Salinger (via bl-ossomed)
i don’t think you guys understand how dumb this is I WORKED FOR YOU FOR FOUR MONTHS WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED TO ASK THE WOMAN WHOSE KIDS I BABYSAT IN HIGH SCHOOL WHETHER OR NOT I’D BE A GOOD EMPLOYEE
I feel like there are three different kinds of English majors: The ones who drink tea, the ones who drink coffee, and the ones who drink whiskey. It all depends on how together their life is.
All while you were wearing a TFB shirt. It was magic.
do you ever think that maybe tour organizers see people hanging out together in band tees and are like “wow that would be a good idea”
trying to get re-hired at walmart and they’re asking me for references even after recognizing that I worked there already like do we need to do this again